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Re: [情報] David Gest之MJ第一次喝醉酒小故事

看板KingofPop (麥可傑克森 - Michael Jackson)作者ChesterB (很難想)時間15年前 (2010/09/01 07:02)推噓7(7推 0噓 1→)

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http://www.mjfanclub.net/mjforum373/showthread.php?t=34934 又有歌迷把David Gest自傳中關於MJ的故事打出來了轉自MJFC論壇 Stories from David Gest’s autobio “Simply the Gest” On Michael’s own money, he and I flew to Nashville and rented a car. He drove. I soon set about driving him mad, just totally bonkers. 麥可花錢和我一起飛到了Nashville 我們租了輛車他開車很快的我就想讓他抓狂 In Nashville we were booked into a really nice hotel, Spence Manor. We pulled up alongside an intercom system you had to get past to get to go through the main gates. Michael didn’t know Nasville, so I sensed an opportunity to have some fun. 我們訂了一間很好的旅館我們在一個對講機旁邊停車你要經過那裡才能進到大門麥可不太了解Nashville 所以我覺得有機會整他了 I told him that because we were in the self styled “Music City” we had to abide by one of the local traditions. 我告訴他既然我們是來到了一個音樂之城我們最好遵循當地傳統 “Michael, you have to sing into the intercom,” I said. 我跟他說麥可你必須對著對講機唱歌 “Sing what?” 他說唱歌? “You have to sing ‘It’s Music City and I am here. I’m Mike McDonald so let ’s raise a cheer.’ Otherwise they won’t let you in. You have to do it,” I told him. 我說你要唱這是音樂之城我來了我是麥可麥當勞大家歡呼吧否則他們不會讓你進去的你要這麼做 He gave me a puzzled look but went along with it. The guy on the end of the intercom came on and said in his southern accent, “How can I help you?” 他一臉困惑的看著我但還是照作了對講機另一邊的人用他南方口音問我能幫你甚麼? Michael began to sing and the voice on the intercom replied, “Sorry, we don’ t let ******s in here.” 麥可就開始唱了對講機回應抱歉我們不讓 XXXXX進來 They wouldn’t open the gates. I was laughing so hard I was on the floor. Michael didn’t quite get it for a moment but as soon as he did he nearly peed his pants too. He couldn’t believe he had been such an idiot as to do that. 他們不願開門我笑翻了剛開始麥可不大了解發生甚麼事當他終於了解他坐了甚麼他差點尿褲子了他不敢相信自己作了這麼白癡的事情故事二: Michael and I used to have so much fun playing jokes on each other. My favourite prank was to put on another voice and pretend to be someone else – I loved to do voices. In the early days of working together, Michael went to stay at a hotel in Little Rock, Arkansas. He loved to eat. He had just arrived and I knew the first thing he would do was order food from room service. So I beat him to the punch. As soon as he got to his room, I rang him up, putting on a woman’s voice, and said, “Honey, do you want to order room service?” 麥可跟我總是互相開玩笑捉弄對方我最愛的惡作劇就是假裝別人的聲音在早年我們一起工作的時候麥可會去住在阿坎瑟斯的Little Rock 他喜歡吃東西我知道他一抵達的第一件事情就是叫客房服務所以在他一到房間時我打給他了用女人的聲音說親愛的你想要點客房服務嗎? “Oh yes, baby, I’ll have a hamburger,” he said. He always called people sweetheart or baby. 他說當然寶貝我想要個漢堡他總是叫人家甜心或寶貝 XD “Ok, darling,” I replied. 我說沒問題達伶 “I would like some mustard and ketchup.” 他說我想要點芥末醬和番茄醬 “Baby, we have no mustard and ketchup.” 我說我們沒有耶 “None?” he asked. 他說沒有? “None. We just ran out and our shipment is two days late,” I replied. 我說沒有我們剛用完而進貨遲了兩天 “Ok, I will have some relish.” 他說沒關係那我要一些relish “Honey, we’re all out of relish. We just got rid of the last of it.” 我說我們也用完了 “Ok, I’ll have mayonaise.” 他說沒關係那來點美乃滋 “No mayonaise.” 我說也沒有 “Cheese and lettuce?” 他說起司和生菜? “No cheese or lettuce.” 我說也沒有 “Fries?” 薯條? “No fries.” 沒有 “Well, just put some butter and tomato in the bun.” 他說這樣阿那就放點奶油和番茄在麵包裡吧 “Honey, we have no buns, just toast.” 我說我們沒有麵包只有土司 By this point he had enough, so he just started screaming, “You have no mustard, you have no ketchup, you have no fries, you have no buns. What kind of restaurant is this?” 這時他終於受夠了他開始向我尖叫說你們沒有芥末醬沒有番茄醬沒有薯條沒有麵包這甚麼餐廳阿? (MJ耐心也太好了吧忍這麼久才發飆喔XD) I started cracking up. It was then that I realized I had him. I did exactly the same thing to him 25 years later. We weren’t working together then but I knew where he was staying. 我開始大笑那時候我知道我整到他了我在25年後又作了同樣的事我們沒有在一起工作但我知道他住在哪裡 -- In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. In a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe. ~~~~By Michael Jackson -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 173.59.231.40