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《Nappies》 - 因慶祝女兒Apple出世而寫給老婆Gwyneth Paltrow 網址：http://www.coldplay.com/nappies.html 翻譯：搖滾奶媽Q 歌詞： Sometimes you're happy, sometimes you frown, With your hormones bouncing up and down Sometimes you're happy, sometimes your sad, What a weird nine months that you have had 有時妳笑顏逐開有時妳不禁皺眉隨著妳的荷爾蒙在體內上下碰撞有時妳欣喜若狂有時妳低落沮喪真是渡過了多麼詭異的九個月 There's shit going down that you can't disguise, When your boobs dem got ten times the size, The cups gone up from an A to D. It's bad for you but it's fun for me. 妳無法掩飾假裝沒發生那些狗屁倒灶的事當妳的ㄋㄟㄋㄟ變成了十倍大罩杯從A一路竄升到D 對妳來說也許是壞消息對我而言可是樂趣無比 Now just cos a little bit of rumpy pump, Now you're walking round with a great big bump, You might have thought as you're French you woulda said ‘Non’ Or at least you woulda made me stick a condom on, 只因為當初一個臀部的扭動碰撞現在你走來走去都要帶著一個球如果妳是法國人的話就會回答：Non！或至少要我戴上保險套 I think you might find that it's really fun, An oven's no use unless you make a bun, It's something to learn, it really is, Now you know what that sticky stuff is 我想妳可能會發現其中的樂趣畢竟除非妳用它來烤麵包否則烤爐將毫無用武之地﹝羞﹞ 那真是件值得學習的事情而妳現在知道了那黏黏的玩意兒是什麼東西 I'll be there, thorough the thin and the thick, I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick, I'll be there to make you happy, And keep everything clean, I'll change the nappy for the washing machine I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy I am your baby's daddy. 我會陪著妳渡過所有快樂傷心我會清理乾淨所有嘔吐尿液我會在妳身旁逗妳開心我會更換好尿布放入洗衣機我不是壞蛋我不是壞蛋我是妳寶寶的老北 Sometimes you think what a fool I am, And why did I marry this awful man, Now a baby's part of my family plan, Can it kick me? Yes it can. 有時妳會想自己是個傻蛋為什麼要嫁給這個混蛋男孩而現在一個嬰兒已加入了我的家庭計畫她能為我帶來樂趣嗎？當然可以 My name is Ken and I've got three, Do I like being a Daddy, yes definitely, Though I have to warn you it's not always fun, There'll be times when you wished you'd been a nun. 我的名字是Ken 我有三個小孩我喜歡當個老爸嗎？毫無疑問但我得警告你這並非永遠開心有趣有時你寧願希望自己出家當尼姑 I'll be there, thorough the thin and the thick, I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick, I'll be there to make you happy, And I'll bring in the bread, 我會陪著妳渡過所有快樂傷心我會清理乾淨所有嘔吐尿液我會在妳身旁逗妳開心更會努力賺錢養活生計 I'll be the nanny, you can go out instead And I know you'll be grumpy that's what everyone sees, And you're not gonna hump me for forty two days, If you don't want more babies and you cannot disguise it Then I'll take my **** and vasectomise it 我會當好保姆讓妳出外玩樂而我知道妳會讓人人都看見臭臉更連續42天拒絕跟我炒飯如果妳不希望再有更多小孩也無法掩飾那我就會拿出我的XX﹝消音﹞把它結紮去 I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy Sometime I make you saddy, I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy I am your baby's daddy, 我不是壞蛋我不是壞蛋有時我讓妳傷心我不是壞蛋我不是壞蛋我是妳寶寶的老北 She told me to Crawl this way, bawl this way -- Ψ TrafficΨ Φ You like baseball？ Φ Ω http://mypaper.pchome.com.tw/news/quiff/ Ω -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.121.202.28