[新聞] 親愛的超級巨星:諾爾蓋勒格

看板Oasis作者 (就進了兩球!)時間17年前 (2008/09/19 19:01), 編輯推噓2(200)
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Blender 的歌迷問答式文章 http://www.blender.com/articles/default.aspx?key=40536&pg=0 http://www.blender.com/articles/default.aspx?key=40536&pg=1 http://www.blender.com/articles/default.aspx?key=40536&pg=2 頭子的回答還是很好笑XD You once worked as a roadie. Did your job include procuring drugs for the band? Fertile.green, Columbia, MO The band, the Inspiral Carpets, didn’t take drugs, so there was more for the crew. I look back on those days as some of the best of my life. No photographs, no interviews. Just get up in the morning, make sure the gear works, do the gig and then fucking party. Your new album is called Dig Out Your Soul, which doesn’t make much sense. None of your album titles make sense. Do you have trouble naming albums? Noeliam87, Meriden, CT Never Mind the Bollocks, Here’s the Sex Pistols—does that make sense? Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band—does that make sense? Dig Out Your Soul is a metaphor for DJ’ing, when you get out a soul record. The double meaning is, you can also try and find yourself. I wouldn’t expect Americans to get it. (哎呀米國人不懂的啦XD ) Dude, Jay-Z did an Oasis song at the Glastonbury Festival this summer after you questioned whether he belonged there. Why don’t Oasis do a version of Jay-Z’s “99 Problems”? Rosiyoung, Seattle That’s ridiculous. What did I think of Jay-Z doing “Wonderwall” ? It was pretty- funny. But I’m not sure one should be seen in public with a white Stratocaster. I’m an aesthetician and I have to wonder: Has a girlfriend ever tried to get you to tweeze your unibrow? Tanman41, Oxford, MI (你的女友有試著拔你的雙眉之間的毛嗎?) I don’t speak to my girlfriends. [Laughs.] No. My eyebrows are wild and free, man. (老兄,我的濃眉可是很狂野自由的唷) What was the last gift you gave your brother Liam? Sweetnsalty, Pullman, WA I bought him a necklace that John Lennon used to wear, but that was years ago. I’m very difficult to buy for, too. When my birthday comes round, I say to my girlfriend, “Let’s just go out and get drunk.” (諾爾流的過生日方式就是出門喝個爛醉) What was the stupidest thing you bought when you became rich? Now_im_64, Denver I had built for me a customized 1967 Mark II Jaguar convertible at a cost of £110,000, and I haven’t got a driving license. It’s useless to me. I ordered this car and thought, By the time they build it, I will have passed my driving test. By the time I got a call saying they were delivering it, I’d forgotten all about it. Outside my house was this fucking £110,000 Jag. I couldn’t even remember ordering it. (Noel 跟海綿寶寶一樣永遠拿不到駕照?) How many pints can you handle before you’re on your knees? Woody2oo4, Durham, U.K. I can drink all fucking day and night and it doesn’t put a dent in me. What are the most typically British things about you? Landon, Keni, Berkshire, U.K. My sense of humor and my sense of style. We might have shit teeth, but we’ve got better clothes and better music, and that’s the end of that. (典型的英式幽默、還有我的風格!我們也許一口爛牙,但我們的衣服和音樂 都比較優) What are the three things you do when you check into a hotel room? Klapadam, Fordoche, LA I phone home and see how my girlfriend and kids are, then I get in the shower and check out my surroundings. I love hotels. I love being in America when the football season’s on. I’m probably the only Englishman who understands the rules of American football. I was on acid one night when I was a teenager, and I just got it. It was a revelation. Never got baseball, though. Fuck that. It goes on for - fucking hours. (頭子旅館 check in 後三件事:打電話回家和女友小孩通話、沖個澡、 看看周圍環境。Noel 看的懂美式足球─ 但棒球就敬謝不敏了。要打個他 X的無數個小時) I’m handing you a gun with four bullets. Do you take out Radiohead or do you take out Coldplay? Setfreesimon, Daytona Beach, FL (給你一把槍和四顆子彈,你想要幹掉 Radiohead 還是 Coldplay?) I’d take out neither. Chris Martin’s a friend of mine. And I think Radiohead’s guitarist, Jonny Greenwood, is a fucking genius. Every time I see them live they blow me away. But Radiohead are not as good as people think they are. They’ve been making the same record for the last five years, if you ask me. (都不會。克里斯馬丁是我的朋友。而我認為強尼格林伍德是他X的天才。 每次我看他們的現場都會被炸。但 Radiohead 其實沒有人們認為的那麼好。 如果你問我的話,他們這五年來一直在作同一張唱片。) Why can’t I ever find any good new rock bands? Every time I turn on the radio, it’s nothing but rap. What the fuck is happening? Mph1978, Amsterdam, NY (為啥我沒有看到任何一個不錯的新團?每次我打開收音機都只有 rap。他X的 到底怎麼了?) There’s still a lot of good rock & roll: Black Mountain are incredible, Mando Diao, a band from North London called the Jim Jones Revue. Unfortunately, we live in the age of rap and R&B. Don’t listen to the radio, that’s my advice. (還是有一些不錯的搖滾團:Black Mountain、Mando Diao 還有個北倫敦團 Jim Jones Revue。不幸地,我們活在一個 rap 和 R&B 的年代。我的建議是 不要聽廣播。) I’ve read that you and your brother don’t speak to your dad. What was the last straw that made you decide to end the relationship? Athomepap, Anaheim, CA He was a violent man, and violence toward my mother was the last straw. We were teenagers. It makes me fervently believe in the cosmic law of karma—little did he know that 15 years from that point, his two sons were going to be in one of the biggest fucking bands ever to come out of England. I sit and chuckle about that sometimes. What will Amy Winehouse be doing in two years? Whuddashamey, Munster, IN Who gives a shit? People like that have got no pride in themselves. My message to her would be: Go make another record, or did the pressure of this one fry your little brain so you became a junkie? I don’t care for fuck-ups. When will you finally make a solo album? Pil, Nuuk, Greenland (單飛?) I’d like for us to do separate projects after this record. We’d all have to agree on it, so it will probably never happen. I’ve got loads of new songs. Somewhat predictably, they’re all brilliant. (我希望這張專輯之後我們分別作些自己的東西。但這需要我們全體都同意, 所以可能永遠不會成真。我有很多新歌,很好預測地,它們都很棒。) I was close to the front at your Arena Newcastle gig on the Don’t Believe the Truth tour. I had a sleeveless Nike vest on. You looked at me funny. Did the top make me look gay? Marley_Urwin, Newcastle Upon Tyne, U.K. (哈哈我也在第一排耶但是沒印象有這傢伙XD ) I would have thought so, yeah. Sleeve- less tops are a no-no. (無袖背心,噁) I read you held up a corner shop when you were a kid. What kind of weapon did you have? And what’s a corner shop? Charleebitez, Janesville, MN I didn’t “hold up” the corner shop. We don’t do weapons in England. A corner shop is just a grocery store on the corner. Two ladies ran it, and I think we robbed a load of cigarettes and sold them to buy drugs. [Looks guilty.] I got caught. (年少輕狂?!XD ) What’s the most important thing for me to remember if I get into a fight? TimBoslyce, Richmond, VA Make sure the other guy’s not carrying a knife. Do I still fight Liam? Yeah. The only way anyone will win is who dies first. When he’s 87 years old, if he dies before me, I’ll say, “See?” How would your third album, Be Here Now, have turned out if you hadn’t discovered cocaine? Nathanputtick, Melbourne, Australia (第三張專輯 Be Here Now 如果沒有古柯鹼的話會變成什麼樣子呢?) It would have been a lot shorter, and it would have had better lyrics. The royalties were coming in from Morning Glory—we were rich, and we went bananas, doing more drugs than any Colombian. Can I just point out that Be Here Now did sell 9.5 million copies? If any band sells 9.5 million albums this year, I’ll fucking shit in my trousers. (將會短很多,歌詞也會比較好。“晨光榮耀”之後我們超有錢,然後舉止不太 正常,嗑了比哥倫比亞人還多的藥。我可以再次重申一下 Be Here Now 賣出了 九百五十萬張嗎?如果今年任何一團能賣超過九百五十萬,我他X的會挫屎在褲 子上。) (Coldplay 應該有吧?XD ) -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.166.62.178

09/20 04:44, , 1F
感謝國父大大不辭勞苦的翻譯,這篇相當有趣!!
09/20 04:44, 1F

09/21 15:55, , 2F
真的很有趣,不過也有很多奇怪的問題XDDDD
09/21 15:55, 2F
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