Re: [惡搞] Some funny quotes
接續第1000篇,Matt的邪惡真的很愛施展在Dom身上~~
What's the worst onstage injury you've caused?
I've injured poor old Dom [Howard, drums] in the past. I've thrown a guitar
in his direction twice and on one of those occasions I split his eyebrow. He
has to get a tetanus injection, which was quite funny. He had to bend over,
pull his pants down and get a needle up his bum by a doctor. It was pretty
humiliating for him and I felt a bit guilty but I must admit it was also
pretty funny.
另外補幾篇我覺得不錯好笑的
Have you ever ordered anything from an informercial?
Yes, actually. When I was about 14 we got 'Sky TV' and I think I ordered
something called 'Mega Memory'. It was some sort of cassette tape course to
help you improve my memory that I bought to help me with exams or something.
It didn't work. It was rubbish.
What message do you have on your answer machine?
Fart noises. I don't know why.
(XD 是Chris的嗎?)
感想:可以跟媽媽說,喜歡MUSE的小孩英文會變好,
XD考試也沒那麼認真................
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