Mr.Manson on cheating
1. if u don't remember the girl's name, it doesn't count
2. if u don't call them after words, it doesn't count
4. blow job doesn't count, it's like a handshake or autograph
5. ir u're in europe, canada, south america, asia, your marriage license
is not valid, so u can sleep with anyone u like
9. if it was part of public performance, it doesn't count
10. if u're doing it to help your career, it doesn't count
but if she thinks u can help her career, then u're cheating
12. if it's someone's birthday, it doesn't count
( especially if it's your own )
13. if the girls have tattoos of your name, it's just a common courtesy to have
sex with them
16. if u u tell them u respect them in the morning, u're gay
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