[情報] 諾貝爾物理獎撤銷瑪咪咪 E=MC^2 參賽資格

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http://0rz.tw/413Qg Mariah dropped by Nobel Prize committee 就在上週，諾貝爾物理獎委員會否決瑪咪咪小姐的參賽資格瑪咪咪跨足科學界的美夢正式宣告破滅 Mariah Carey has been dropped - and not by Island Records. The tireless 38-year-old singing phenomenon has failed at an attempt to cross genres into the science world. Although not due to exhaustion this time, Carey's dash toward reinvention will again be slowed by her move from the climbing pop charts to insulting the work of physicist Albert Einstein. According to former Nobel Prize winner Theodore Hatsch, Carey "missed her mark" last week when the Nobel Prize in Physics award committee announced her disqualification from the 2008 contest, which will be decided upon in December. 大家知道凱莉小姐新專輯叫E=MC2，但大家所不知道的是，這張專輯正為了角逐諾貝爾獎積極運作著 Many fans are quite aware of Carey's plans for her 11th studio album, which is set for release on April 15 under the name E=MC2. However, it is widely unknown in the pop world that Carey's work was in the process of nomination last month for a Nobel Prize in Physics. 委員會指出，目前尚沒有足夠科學證據支持 "emancipation equals Mariah Carey to the second power"這個說法所以很遺憾地，瑪咪咪小姐這個提案被否決了 "The committee has concluded there is insufficient proof to support the claim 'emancipation equals Mariah Carey to the second power' and therefore Ms. Carey's physics proposal has been rejected," an award committee release dated March 28 said. Even if the scientific blunder had not occurred, a clause from the award guidelines states that "posthumous nominations are not permitted." The committee argued Carey had died long before Charmbracelet. JD跳出來聲援了！ "Y'all know what this is," rapper Jermaine Dupri said. "The industry just doesn't want to see her shine. But she'll come out on top. It's like that, y'all." Last year's Nobel Prize in Physics winners won the award for the discovery of giant magnetoresistance- whatever the hell that is. It would have been impressive to see Carey properly manipulate the formula, but she could not get past the first stage of derivatives when explaining her reasoning. Longtime fan and junior marketing major Daniel Giaccio said the committee's recent announcement is no surprise. 資深粉絲Daniel先生跳出來說：「這個決議並不令人訝異。大家知道，E=MC Hammer才對嘛！」 "Everybody knows E=MC Hammer. Mariah has some nerve trying to change the laws of physics," Giaccio said. Although there is no million dollar physics prize in the near future for Carey, she looks forward to a successful CD launch for her new album which has around fifteen producers. She plans to promote in the upcoming month on American Idol, Good Morning America and The Oprah Winfrey Show. Carey has already performed songs from the new album on Saturday Night Live while filling in for over-the-hill peer Janet Jackson. Many artists are rushing to Carey's defense. T-Pain, who is featured on E=MC2, said it was a pleasure working with the accomplished singer despite the fact that she has no knowledge of the scientific formulas projected on the album. He then offered to buy us a "drank." So what does Ms. Carey herself have to say all about this? 最後，凱莉小姐公開發表她對這件事的感言： "Sweetheart, although we [physics and I] don't belong together, I still believe one sweet day, I will when I believe," she said in an online exclusive. "I don't want to cry so I just gotta shake it off. But honey, don't forget about us, because someday I'll give my all and make it happen. Forever. They can try, but they can't take that away from me." -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.119.202.236