[lyric]Encore(all)

看板Eminem (阿姆)作者yungchi ( )時間21年前 (2004/11/22 01:09)推噓1(1推 0噓 0→)

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淺水蠻久了@@ 我也是一個EM迷喔~ 從他出第一張就在聽了這張真的是超好聽,曲風也有創新以下的歌詞就獻給有緣人啦... 頗長... Encore 1.Curtains Up(Encore Version) 2.Evil Deeds [ Intro ] Lord please forgive me for what I do… For I know not what I’ve done… [ Chorus ] Father please forgive me for I know not what I do. I just never had the chance to ever meet you. Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be my mother’s evil seed and do these evil deeds. [ Verse 1 ] Momma had a baby and it’s head popped off. (*Echo*) My momma didn’t want me, next thing I know I’m getting dropped off. (*Echo*) Ring ring ring went the next door neighbors door and I’m on they front porch. (*Echo*) But they didn’t want me neither, so they left me on someone else’s lawn. (*Echo*) Until somebody finally took me in, my great aunt and uncle Edmond Charles. (*Echo*) They were the ones who were left in charge. In elementary the came to me and sang this song. (*Echo*) It went a little something like this. “Marry had a little lamb. (*Echo*) Debbie had a Satan spawn. (*Echo*)” Momma, why do they keep saying this? I just don’t understand. And by the way, where’s my dad? [ Chorus ] Father please forgive me for I know not what I do. I just never had the chance to ever meet you. Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be my mother’s evil seed and do these evil deeds. [ Verse 2 ] Predominantly. Predominantly. Everything’s always predominantly. Predominantly white. Predominantly black. But what about me? Where does that leave me? I guess I’m in between predominantly both of ‘em. I think if I hear that fucking word again I’mma scream. Wild projectile, vomiting. What do I look like, a comedian to you? Do you think I’m kidding? Do I look like some kind of idi- Wait a minute, shit, don’t answer that. Why am I so misunderstood? Why do I go through so much bullshit, it’s such bullshit, touch this bitch. Woe is me. There goes poor Marshall again, whining about his millions and his fortune and his sorrow he’s always drowning in and the dad that he never had and how his childhood was so bad and how mom was a dope addict and his ex how they go at it. Man, I’d hate to have it as bad as that Mr. Mathers claims he had it. Man, I can’t imagine it. That little rich poor white bastard needs to take some of that cash out of the bank and take a bath in it. Man, if I only had half of it… You only knew the half of it… [ Chorus ] Father please forgive me for I know not what I do. I just never had the chance to ever meet you. Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be my mother’s evil seed and do these evil deeds. [ Verse 3 ] Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds. Please release me from these evil demons I never had any of this shit planned, mom, please believe. I don’t wanna be Satan’s spawn. Never got the chance to say I’m sorry. Now look at all the pain I caused. Santa Clause, why you not comin this year again? What did I do that was so bad to deserve this? Everything coulda been so perfect, like life in a fairy tail I’m bout to be hoist up in the air. 40 feet below me, there’s people everywhere. I don’t even know what it feel like, cuz they know me. I’m in despair. All I wanna do is go to the mall and take Hailey on that carousel. With out this crowd everywhere I go. But life is like a merry-go-round. Now here we go. Now dosie-do. Now curtains up, the shot must go. Now ring-around-the rosie. The shows over. You can all go home. But the curtain just don’t close for me. This ain’t how fame is supposed to be. Where’s the switch I can just turn off and on? This ain’t what I chose to be. So please, God, give me the strength to give me what it takes to carry on. Till I pass 50 back the baton, the camera’s on. My song is gone. [ Chorus ] Father please forgive me for I know not what I do. I just never had the chance to ever meet you. Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be my mother’s evil seed and do these evil deeds. I said father please forgive me for I know not what I do. I just never had the chance to ever meet you. Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be my mother’s evil seed and do these evil deeds. (*Echo*) [ Outro] Oh! Yeah, last one, baby… Let’s go… DETROIT! 3.Never Enough There's not much you could do or say to phase me People think I'm a little bit crazy I get it from all angles, even occasionally Doc Dre-zie'll Have to step in every once in a while to save me To make me stop and think about it 'fore I just say things Sometimes I forget what other people just may think A lot of rappers finally wouldn't know how to take me If they heard some shit, I'd lay the tape 'fore they erase me I maybe a little too fast paced and racy Sometimes the average listener rewinds and plays me twenty times cuz I say so many rhymes, it may seem like I'm goin too fast cuz my mind is racing And I could give a fuck what category you place me Long as when I'm pushing up daisies and gone As long as you place me amongst one of them greats When I hit the heavenly gates I'll be cool beside Jay-Z For every single die hard fan who embraced me I'm thankful for the talent in which God gave me And I'm thankful for the environment that he placed me Believe it or not, I thank my mom for how she raised me In the neighborhood daily, they jumped and chased me It only made me what I am today, see Regardless of what anybody believes who hates me You ain't gonna make or break me Tryna strip me of my credibility and make me look fake, G You're only gonna be in for a rude awakening Cuz sooner or later you haters are all gonna face me And when you face me with all the shit you've been saving to say to me You had all this time to think about it Now don't pussy out and try to wimp out, face me Cuz I've been patiently waiting for the day That we finally meet in the same place to see [Chorus ]x2 [ Nate Dogg ] No matter how many battles I been in and won No matter how many magazines on my nuts No matter how many emcees I end up Ooh ooh, it's never enough [ 50 Cent ] My flow's untouchable now you gotta face it Uh oh, it gets worse when I go back to the basics You go say the wrong shit and get your face split The smell of victory, love it so much I can taste it The spot my talk, it blaze a direct hit Graze it, your peace talk, save it You shit sounds dated, you're overrated I'm obligated to study your moves then crush you mutherfuckers If I'm the best and the worst, then God's gift is a curse Soldier trained to destroy, you payin' attention boy? I spit shit, slick shit, so quick you miss it To be specific I go ballistic as hieroglyphic My music is a drug, press play, you ain't gotta sniff it Chew it or pop it, roll a bag of the chocolate Get your high over and over, but you gotta cop it When it's hot, it's hot Your hatin' is undeniable, stop it [Chorus x2] 4.Yellow Brick Road [ Intro ] What we have to do is deal with it when these idividuals are young enough. If you wish to be saved, not in a religious sense but not to constitute what this country at times calls if or which over. We seem to be approaching an age of the gross. We all have this idea that we should move up from our parents station and each generation should do a little bit better. [ Verse 1 ] Come on, let's cut the bullshit enough Let's get it started, let's start addressing this issue and open it up Let's take this shit back to bassmint And we can disscuss statements thats made on this tape And its whole origin of the music that we all know and love The music that we all enjoy the music you all accuse me of tryna destroy Let's rewind it to 89 when I was a boy on the east side of Detroit Crossin 8 Mile in the border in the hate territory I'd like to share a story, this is my story and cant no body tell it for me You will well inform me, I am well aware that I don't belong here You've made that perfectly clear, I get my ass kicked damn near everywhere >From Bel-Air shopping center just for stopping in there >From the black side all the way to the white side Okay there's a bright side a day that I might slide You may call it a past I call it haulin my ass Through that patch of grass over them railroad tracks Oh them railroad tracks, them old railroad tracks Them good old notorious oh well known tracks [Chorus ] x2 Come on lets go back Follow the yellow brick road as we go on another episode Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place I once used to call home sweet home [Verse 2 ] I roam the streets so much they call me a drifter Sometimes I stick up a thumb just to hitch hike Just to get picked up to get me a lift to 8 mile and van dike And steal a god damn bike from somebody's backyard And drop it off at the park that was the half way mark To meet Kim had to walk back to her mama's them dramas after dark To sneak me in the house when I'm kicked out my mom's Thats about the time I first met Proof when poof he'd carry on the set Set eyes born in and out some flyers, he was doin some talent shows At center line, I had told him to stop by and check this out sometime He looked at me like I'm out my mind shook his head like white boys dont know how to rhyme I spit out a line and rhymed birthday with first place And we both had the same rhymes that sound alike We was on the same shit that Big Daddy Kane shit with compound syllables sound combined >From that day we was down to ride somehow we knew we'd meet again somewhere down the line [ Chorus ] x2 Come on lets go back Follow the yellow brick road as we go on another episode Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place I once used to call home sweet home [ Verse 3 ] My first year in 9th grade, can't forget that day at school It was cool till your man MC Sham came through And said that Boom was the brain cuz the clan makes troops It was rumors but man god damned they flew Musta been true because man we done banned they shoes I had the new ones the Cool J, Ice land swayed too And we just through them in the trash like they yesterday's news Guess who came through next, X clam debut Professor X and glorious exists in a state of red, black, and green With a key sissies now with this bein a new trend We don't fit in crackas is out with Cactus albums Blackness is in, African symbols and medallions Represents black power and we ain't know what it meant Me and my man Howard and ??? would go to the mall with 'em All over our necks like we're showin 'em off not knowin at all We was bein laughed at you ain't even half black You ain't supposed to have that homie let me grab that And that Flavor Flave clock we gon' have to snatch that All I remember is meetin back at Manix's basement Sayin how we hate this, our races wit dope the x clan take this Which reminds me back in 89 me and Kim broke up for the first time She was tryna two time me and there was this black girl At our school who thought I was cool cuz I rapped so she was kinda eyein me And oh the irony guess what her name was ain't even gon' say it plus The same color hair as hers was and blue contacts and a pair of jugs The bombest god damn girl in our whole school if I could pull it Not only would I become more popular but I would be able to piss Kim off at the same time But it backfired I was supposed to dump her but she dumped me for this black guy And thats the last I ever seen or heard or spoke to the oh foolish pride girl But I've heard people say they heard the tape and it ain't that bad But it was I singled out a whole race and for that apologize I was wrong cuz no matter what color a girl is she still a [bitch?] [Chorus ] x2 Come on lets go back Follow the yellow brick road as we go on another episode Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place I once used to call home sweet home 5.Like Toy Soldiers [ Chorus ] Step by step, heart to heart, left right left We all fall down Step by step, heart to heart, left right left We all fall down like toy soldiers Bit by bit torn apart We never win But the battle wages on for toy soldiers [ Verse 1 ] I’m suppose to be the soldier who never blows his composure Even though I hold the weight of the whole world on my shoulders I ain’t never suppose to show it, my crew ain’t suppose to know it Even if it means going toe to toe with the Benzino, it don’t matter I never drag ‘em in battles that I can handle less I absolutely have to I’m suppose to set an example, I need to be the leader My crew looks for me to guide ’em If some shit ever just pop off I’m suppose to be beside ‘em That Ja shit, I tried to squashed it, it was too late to stop it There’s a certain line, you just don’t cross it, and he crossed it I heard him say Hailie’s name on a song and I just lost it It was crazy, this shit went way beyond some Jay Z and Nas shit And even though the battle was won, I feel like we lost it I spent so much energy on it, honestly I’m exhausted I’m so caught it I almost feel like I’m the one who caused it This ain’t what I’m in hip-hop for, it’s not why I got in it Now it’s never my object to for someone to get killed Why would I wanna destroy something I helped build It wasn’t my intentions, my intentions were good I went through my whole career with out ever mentioning ____ And that’s just outta respect for not running my mouth And talking about something that I knew nothing about Plus Dre told me stay out, just wasn’t my beef, So I did I just fell back, watched and gritted my teeth while he’s all over TV Now I’m talking a man who literally saved my live, like fuck it I understand, this is business and this shit just isn’t none of my business But still knowing this shit could pop off at any minute [ Chorus ] [ Verse 2 ] It used to be time when you could just say a rhyme And wouldn’t have to worry about one of your people dying But now it’s elevated cause once you put someone’s kids in it Shit gets escalated, it ain’t just words no more, is it It’s a different ball game, call names and you ain’t just rapping We actually tried to stop the 50 and Ja beef from happening Me and Dre had sat with him, kicked it and had a chat with him And asked him not to start it, he wasn’t gonna go after him Until Ja start gabbing in magazines how he stabbed him Fuck it 50, smash him, mash him, and let him have it Meanwhile my intentions pulley’d in other directions Some receptionist said the source who answers phones at his desk has an erection for me and thinks that I’ll be his resurrection Tries to blow the dust of his mic and make a new record But now he’s fucked the game up cause one of the ways I came was through that publication, the same one that made me famous Now the owner of it got a grudge against me for nothing but fuck it That motha fucker can get it too, fuck ‘em then But I’m so busy being pissed off, I don’t stop to think That we just inherited 50’s beef with murder inc And he’s inherited mine, which is fine, ain’t like either of us mind Still have soldiers that is on the front line that's willing to die for us As soon as we give the orders, never to extort us Strictly to show they support us Maybe shout ‘em out in a rap or up in chorus to show we love ‘em back And to let ‘em know how important is to have Runyon Avenue soldiers up in our corners Their loyalty to us is worth more then any award is But I ain’t trying to have none of me people hurt or murdered It ain’t worth it, I can’t think of a perfecter way to word it Then to just say that I love y’all too much to see the verdict I’ll walk away from it all before I’ll let it go any further Now don’t get it twisted, it’s not a plea that I’m coping I’m just willing to be the bigger man If y’all can quiet popping off at the jaws with the knocking Cause frankly I’m sick of talking I’m not gonna let someone else’s coffin rest on my conscious [ Chorus ] 6.Mosh [ Intro ] I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America And to the Republic for which it stands One nation under God Indivisible· It feels so good to be back [ Verse 1 ] Scrutinize every word, memorize every line I spit it once, refuel, reenergize, and rewind I give sight to the blind, mind sight through the mind I excersize my right to express when I feel it's time It's just all in your mind, what you interpret it as I say to fight you take it as I? gonna whip someone's ass If you don't understand don't even bother to ask A father who has grown up with a fatherless past Who has blown up now to rap phenomenon that has Or at least shows no difficulty multi task And juggling both, perhaps mastered his craft slash Entrepreneur who has held long too few more rap acts Who has had a few obstacles thrown his way through the last half Of his career typical manure moving past that Mister kiss his ass crack, he's a class act Rubber band man, yea he just snaps back [ Chorus ] Come along, follow me as I lead through the darkness As I provide just enough spark, that we need to proceed Carry on, give me hope, give me strength, Come with me, and I won't stear you wrong Put your faith and your trust as I guide us through the fog Till the light, at the end, of the tunnel, we gonna fight, We gonna charge, we gonna stomp, we gonna march through the swamp We gonna mosh through the marsh, take us right through the doors [ Verse 2 ] To the people up top, on the side and the middle, Come together, let's all bomb and swamp just a little Just let it gradually build, from the front to the back All you can see is a sea of people, some white and some black Don't matter what color, all that matters is we gathered together To celebrate for the same cause, no matter the weather If it rains let it rain, yea the wetter the better They ain't gonna stop us, they can't, we're stronger now more then ever, They tell us no we say yea, they tell us stop we say go, Rebel with a rebel yell, raise hell we gonna let em know Stomp, push up, mush, fuck Bush, until they bring our troops home come on just . . . [ Chorus ] [ Verse 3 ] Imagine it pouring, it's raining down on us, Mosh pits outside the oval office Someone's trying to tell us something, maybe this is God just saying we're responsible for this monster, this coward, that we have empowered This is Bin Laden, look at his head nodding, How could we allow something like this, Without pumping our fist Now this is our, final hour Let me be the voice, and your strength, and your choice Let me simplify the rhyme, just to amplify the noise Try to amplify the times it, and multiply it by six Teen million people are equal of this high pitch Maybe we can reach Al Quaida through my speech Let the President answer on high anarchy Strap him with AK-47, let him go Fight his own war, let him impress daddy that way No more blood for oil, we got our own battles to fight on our soil No more psychological warfare to trick us to think that we ain't loyal If we don't serve our own country we're patronizing a hero Look in his eyes, it's all lies, the stars and stripes They've been swiped, washed out and wiped, And Replaced with his own face, mosh now or die If I get sniped tonight you'll know why, because I told you to fight [ Chorus ] [ Outro ] And as we proceed, to mosh through this desert storm, in these closing statements, if they should argue, let us beg to differ, as we set aside our differences, and assemble our own army, to disarm this weapon of mass destruction that we call our president, for the present, and mosh for the future of our next generation, to speak and be heard, Mr. President, Mr. Senator 7.Puke [ Intro ] *Eminem puking* There I go thinking of you again [ Chorus ] You don't know how sick you make me You make me fucking sick to my stomache Everytime I think of you I puke You must just not not knoooooowww You may not think you do But you do everytime I think of you I puke [ Verse 1 ] I was gonna take a little time to write you a little poem But off of the dome would probably be a little more More suitable for this type of song woah I got a million reasons off the top of my head that I can think of Sixteen bars this ain't enough to put ??? So fuck it I'ma start right here I'll just be briefer Bout to rattle off some other reasons I know I shouldnt go and get another tattoo of you on my arm But what do I go and do? I go and get another one now I got two Oooooh I'm sittin here with your name on my skin I can't believe I went and did this stupid shit again My next girlfriend now her name's gotta be Kim If you only knew how much I hated you For every mothafuckin thing you ever put us through Then I wouldnt be standin here cryin over you booooooooo [ Chorus ] You don't know how sick you make me You make me fucking sick to my stomache Everytime I think of you I puke You must just not not knoooooowww You may not think you do But you do everytime I think of you I puke [ Verse 2 ] I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little letter But I thought a song would prolly be a little better instead of a letter That you'd prolly just shred up ??? I stumbled on your picture The other day and it made me stop and think of how much of a waste It would be to put some ink to a stupid piece of paper I'd rather have you see how much I fucking hate you in a freestyle You're a fucking ??? and I hope you fucking die I hope you get to hell and Satan sticks a needle in your eye I hate your fucking guts you fucking slut I hope you die (diiiiiie) But please don't get me wrong I'm not bitter I'm mad It's not that I still love you its not that I want you back It's just that when I think of you it makes me wanna gag But what else can I do I havent gotta clue Now I guess I just move on I got no choice but to But everytime I think of you now all I want to do is puuuuuke [ Chorus ] You don't know how sick you make me You make me fucking sick to my stomache Everytime I think of you I puke You must just not not knoooooowww You may not think you do But you do everytime I think of you I puke [ Outro] *Eminem puking* Fucking bitch 8.My 1st Single [ Intro ] Ohh! Yeah! So much for first single on this one [ Verse 1 ] Shady's the lable Aftermath is the stable That the horses come out erra Of course we're about to stir up Some shit ?? Mix water with syrup It's the mr. picked on Christopher Reeves Just for no reason other than the just to tease him Cause he was as big as ?? He used to be Superman Now we're pourin liquor on the crib in his name for him Eminem you wait till' we meet up again Fucker I'm kickin your ass for everything you've ever said It's one for the money two for the fuckin show Ready get set, let's go Here comes the ?? stompin and stampedin up the damn street Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm bout' to blow So look out below, geronimo, motherfuckers is dominos I'm on a roll, around and around I go When will I stop? I don't know Tryna pick up where the Eminem Show left off But I know anything's possible Though I'm not gonna top what I sold I'm at the top of my game That shit is not gonna change Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team I'll get away with murder I'm Michael J. he's like my cock from the day We keep the mark from the tapes In a safe, locked them away Better watch what you say Just when you thought you were safe Them fuckers got you on tape You swear to god you was playin Whether or not you was little Joshua Gosh I wish I coulda told you to not do the same Cause one day it could cost you your name [ Chorus ] And this was supposed to be my first single But I just fucked that up so, Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle Slap a bitch and smack a ho This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But shit's about to hit the shingle Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Oh Ah Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Poo Poo Ca Ca [ Verse 2 ] Erra Erra Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derick bare naked chicka chicka chicka .. And then just turned 16 and used a fake id To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly Hehehehehe, to be so young and naive Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care free Paris and Nikki's parents must be so tickled to cherish Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks Hickory Dickory derr digga Look at me work wizardry with these words Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken Or Chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin the chain 22 jerks and a jerk circle Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute What am I sayin, allow me to run it back and rewind it rrrbb lemme ask you again Am I just jerkin the chain Am I bizerk or insane Or am I just one of them damn amateurs Workin the damn camera filmin one of them Paris Hilton home made pornos Who keeps tiltin the lens at an angle Chicka Chicka Just recently somebody just discovered Britney and Justin videotapes of them fuckin When they were just mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse club And dusted them and went straight to The Source with them Cause they coulda sworn someone said Nuh- And then tried to erase and record over it But if you listen close enough to it you can hear the Uh Uh and then the come-to-find-out-it-was-Justin Sayin 'I'm done-uh!' Come on this was [ Chorus ] supposed to be my first single But I just fucked that up so, Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle Slap a bitch and smack a ho This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But shit's about to hit the shingle Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Oh Ah Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Poo Poo Ca Ca [ Verse 3 ] Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get off your chest And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number It's 1-800-I'm a dick sucker I love to suck a dick And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key And I'll be sure to get back As soon as there comes a day that I fall out with Dre Wake up gay, make up with Ray (Hey!) So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken, Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big cock(?) bawka-bi-kaw Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick And stick a dick in your mouth I'm done you can fuck off fucka-fucka-fuck offf! [ Chorus ] And this was supposed to be my first single But I just fucked that up so, Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle Slap a bitch and smack a ho This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But shit's about to hit the shingle Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Oh Ah Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Poo Poo Ca Ca 9.Paul(Skit) 10.Rain Man [ Intro ] Dre (Em) Yeah (Definately, definately, definately, definately definately K-mart) Yeah, yeah [ Eminem ] You find me offensive? I find you offensive For finding me offensive Hence if I should draw a line on any fences If so to what extense if Any, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive They say that I cause extensive Pshycological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lenghts this, Far at other people's expenses I say your all just too god damn sensitive It's censorship And it's down right blasphomous Listen to shit now cause I won't stand for this And Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either He used to be like a hero to me I even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my re--fridgerator Right next to Darth Vader And Darth must have put a hex on him for later I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luther I killed Superman, I killed Super---man And how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy Kryptonite: The Green Chronic [ Chorus ] Cause I ain't got no legs! Or no brain, nice to meet you Hi, my name is... I forgot my name! My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is.... Rain Man [ Verse 2 ] Now in the Bible it says Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed, Have homosexual sex Unless of course you were given the consent to join in Then of course, it's intercourse And it's bi-sexual sex Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions Either before, during or after peforming the act of that which Is normally referred to have such, more commonly known phrases That are more used by today's kids In a more derogatory way but Who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say? Let's ask Dr. Dre Dr. Dre? (What up?) I gotta question if I may? (Yeah) Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah) And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah) But, ut! I ain't done yet In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt While he reaches in another grown man's ass Grabs on his nuts but just what if It was never meant it was just an accident But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it But his little weenie flinched just a little bit And I don't mean to go in into any more details but What if he pictured it as a females butt? Is that gay? I just need to clear things up Til then i'll just walk around with a manly strut because... [ Chorus ] [ Verse 3 ] You find me offensive, I find you offensive Shit, this is the same verse I just did this When am I gonna come to my good senses? Probably the day Bush comes to my defenceses My spider senses telling me Spiderman is nearby And my plan is to get him next And open up a whip ass canister God damn it Dre where is the god damn beat? (Yeah) Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it This is the only thing that I'm good at I am the bad guy, Kryptonite: The Green Chronic Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it I got it, high five Nick Lachey Stuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked away And she blew around the room like a balloon-a Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna Out the trash can and screw my Head is straight back to the Neverland Ranch With a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwhich And I don't gotta make no god damn sense I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit [ Chorus ] Cause IIIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH Yo, Rain Man Definately, definately Dr. Dre super dope beat maker two thousand and Two thousand four hundred and eighty seven million Nine hundred and n seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty three And seventy (Yeah) 11.Big Weenie [ Intro ] (Talking) I don't understand.. Why are you bein so mean!? You're a MEAN, MEAN MAN! [ Chorus ] You're just jealous of me Cause you, you just can't do what I do So instead of just admitting it You walk around and say All kinds of really mean things about me Cause you're a meany, a meany But it's only cause you're really jealous of me Cause I'm what you wanna be So you just look like a idiot When you say these mean things Cause it's too easy to see You're really just a big weenie, big weenie [ Verse 1 ] Alright listen, I need you to focus I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important We are going to perform an experiment of a sort I'm going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes - close em' You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis For the next 4 and a half minutes We are going to explore into your mind To find out why you're so fuckin jealous Now why do they make you who Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo Syke, I'm kidding I just wanted to see if you're still listening Ok now I need your un-divided attention Sir I have a question Why do I always sense this, Undeniable tension from the moment I enter into the room? It gets all quiet and whispers Whenever there's conversations why am I always mentioned? I been dying to ask, it's been itching at me Is it just because... [ Chorus ] You're just jealous of me Cause you, you just can't do what I do So instead of just admitting it You walk around and say All kinds of really mean things about me Cause you're a meany, a meany But it's only cause you're really jealous of me Cause I'm what you wanna be So you just look like a idiot When you say these mean things Cause it's too easy to see You're really just a big weenie, big weenie [ Verse 2 ] Alright now I, I just flubbed(?) a line I was going to say something extremly important But I forgot who or what it was I fucked up, Syke, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didin't That's just what you wanted to hear from me Is that I FUCKED up ain't it? That I could bust one take Without lookin at no paper It doesn't take a bunch of takes Or me to stand here in this booth all day For me to say the truth ok You're drooling, you have tooth decay You're mouth is open, You're disgusting What the fuck you eat for lunch, A bunch of sweets or somethin What you munch a bunch of crunch-a-munch? You're tooth is rottin through the gum Your breath stinks, Want to chew some gum? Yes I do sir what am I on? You sir are on ?? Marshall I'm so jealous of you Please say you won't tell nobody I'd be so embarassed I'm just absolutely terrified That someone's gonna find out Why I'm saying all these terrible, evil, and awful Mean things, is my own insecurities! [ Chorus ] You're just jealous of me Cause you, you just can't do what I do So instead of just admitting it You walk around and say All kinds of really mean things about me Cause you're a meany, a meany But it's only cause you're just really jealous of me Cause I'm what you wanna be So you just look like a idiot When you say these mean things Cause it's too easy to see You're really just a big weenie, big weenie [ Verse 3 ] Alright now we, we're going to conduct That experiment that we were talking about earlier Just to see what a frog looks like When he takes 2 hits of exctasy Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like Wanna check to see? Here's a mirror Notice the resemblance here? Wait let me put these sun glasses on Now look in this mirror, how bout' now What do you have in common? You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on em' You look like I sound like, singing about weenies Now take my weenie out of your mouth This is between me and you I know you're not happy, I know you'd much rather see my lying In the corner of a room somewhere crying Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind dying There's no denying That my weenie is much bigger than yours is Mine is like stickin a banana in between 2 oranges Why are you even doin this to yourself? It's pointless, Why do we have to keep on going through this? This is torturous My point is this, that if you say mean things, You're weenie will shrink Now I forgot what the chorus is.. [ Chorus ] You're just jealous of me Cause you, you just can't do what I do So instead of just admitting it You walk around and say All kinds of really mean things about me Cause you're a meany, a meany But it's only cause you're just really jealous of me Cause I'm what you wanna be So you just look like a idiot When you say these mean things Cause it's too easy to see You're really just a big weenie, big weenie Fuck off my dick 12.Em Calls Paul(Skit) 13.Just Lose It [ Intro ] Ok.. Guess who's back? Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Whaaaaaaaa Now everyone report to the dance floor To the dance floor, to the dance floor Now everyone report to the dance floor Alright Stop!.....Pajama time [ Verse 1 ] Come here little kiddies, On my lap Guess who's back with a brand new rap? And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child investigation accusation (argh, argh, argh, argh) No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys What else could I possibly do to make noise? I done touched on everything, but little boys That's not a stab at Michael That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho I go a little bit crazy sometimes I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes Good God, dip, do a little slide Bend down, touch your toes and just glide Up the center of the dance floor Like TP for my bunghole And it's cool if you let one go Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it? Give a little "poot poot", it's OK! [Fart Sound] Oops my cd just skipped And everyone just heard you let one rip [ Chorus ] Now I'm gonna make you dance It's your chance Yeah boy shake that ass Oops I mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know you're my world Alright now lose it (argh, argh, argh, argh) Just lose it (argh, argh, argh, argh) Go crazy (argh, argh, argh, argh) Oh baby (argh, argh) Oh baby, baby (argh, argh) [ Verse 2 ] It's Friday and it's my day Just to party all the way to sunday Maybe til monday, I dunno what day Everyday's just a holiday Crusin' on the freeway Feelin' kinda breezy Got the top down, lettin' my hair blow I dunno where I'm goin' All I know is when I get there Someone's gonna "touch my body" Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair? Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah) Now, what's your name girl? What's your sign? Dr Dr:e "Man, you must be up out your mind" Dre! (argh, argh) Beer goggles blind! I'm just tryna unwind now I'm .. [ Chorus ] [ Verse 3 ] It's Tuesday and I'm locked up I'm in jail and I don't know what happend They say I was running butt naked Down the street screaming (argh, argh, argh, argh) Well I'm sorry, I don't remember All I know is this much, I'm not guilty They said, "Save it, boy we got you on tape yellin' at an old lady 'touch my body!'" Now this is the part where the rap breaks down It gets real intense, no one makes a sound Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves Snap back to reality, look it's B.Rabbit! Yo you signed me up to battle!?, I'm a grown man! Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie! Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!) Grab you left nut, make right one jealous (what?) Black girls, White girls, Skinny girls, Fat girls Tall girls, Small girls, I'm callin' all girls Everyone report to the dance floor It's your chance for a little romance whore Butt squeezin' it's the season Just go (argh, argh, argh, argh) It's so appeasin' [ Chorus ] [ Outro ] UmMmMmm touch my body UmMmMmm touch my body Ooh boy just touch my body I mean girl just touch my body 14.Ass Like That [ Chorus ] Ohh Beeby, The way you shake it I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING I don’t believe it, it’s almost to good to be true I ain’t never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING [ Verse 1 ] The way she moves, she’s like a belly-dancer She shakin that ass to the new Nelly jams I think someone’s at the door but I don’t think Imma answer Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING What do you mean freeze? Please I’m a human being I have needs, I’m not done, not til I’m finished peeing I’m not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer I’m already on my knees, I can’t get on the ground any further It’s impossible for me, And do not treat me like a murderer I just like to pee, pee, pee, Yes, I make R&B I sing song, it Ring-a-Chong-a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Ching Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. If offend, I’m sorry Please, Please forgive, for I am Triumph, the puppet dog I am a mere puppet, I can get away anything I say and you will love [ Chorus] The way you shake it I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING Jessica Simpson, looks oh so tempting Nick, I ain’t never seen an ass like that Every time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes DOING DOING DOING [ Verse 2 ] Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so handsome Now they getting older, they’re starting to grow bum-bums I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING What do you mean freeze? JEEZ I just got my seat I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper’s zipped Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please I did not even get to see Mary Kate’s shower scene I didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene And don’t treat me like I’m Pee-Wee Herman This movie’s PG, Mr. Office, I demand to see my attorney I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free Free, yes free, right back on the streets What you mean my lawyers with Michael, He’s too busy? I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulder’s are like man And I could say that and you laugh cause there’s a puppet on my hand [ Chorus ] The way you shake it I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ain’t never seen a butt like that Maybe next year I’ll say ass and she’ll make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING [ Verse 3 ] The way she moves she dances like a GO-GO In that video she sings get out your puzzle I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is Jo-Jo Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized And my keys to my ranch. I just bake cookies Mr. Office, lookie, take a woof of this Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this Nobody is safe from me, no not even me I don’t even know if I could say the word peepee Pee on the radio but I think I did Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. I don’t think my joke is working I must flea quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out I am not Triumph, I am Aronld, get down [ Chorus ] The way you shake it I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING So Gwen Stafani will you peepee on me, Please I ain’t never seen an ass like that Cause the way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING Fuck is wrong with you? 15.Spend Some Time [ Intro ] If there's any bitches in this room Then there's somethin I gotta say For all the fools Who fell for the first Girl who comes their way I been down that road, and now I'm back Sittin on square one Tryin to pick myself up, Where I started from.. [ Obie ] I never woulda thought that I'd see you out of control Even though, my penis was deep down in your hole You should know between us we was like makes ??? Nothing could intervene us especially no hos You was more so the shalon type I chose To more shows, haunted you nights I suppose that's how it goes, With time spent emotion grows In the beginning friends, we decided to roll So who's responsible when you get excited, explode And Obie's grinning, then you invite that Obie's cold But bitches they gon' talk, *****s they gon' hate We established this way before we became mates So what's required is that you chill with all that fire Get your desire when I retire [ Chorus ] {Girl singing} Spend some time with me... {Eminem} I never thought that I'd find someone to be mine Lord knows I was right cause you just crossed the line.. {Girl singing} Spend some time with me... [ Eminem ] I used to say I never met a girl like you before Still ain't got a fuckin clue as to who you truly are Almost went as far as introducing you to my daughters Till' you went as far as goin and snoopin through my drawers Now I just feel stupid for the loop that you threw me for Can't believe I almost flew the coop for some stupid whore You used to say all you wanted was for me to be yours All I ever wanted from you was a few booty calls If you re-call I used to treat you like a groupie broad When we fucked I refused to even take my ***elry off But it through me off the first time I called and you blew me off It was a shock, it struck me as odd but it turned me on You started gettin moody on me pretty soon we'd argue And the ruder you got, the more beautiful you got to me And who'd even knew that, who would of even thought possibly Cupid could shoot another one of them god-damned darts at me It's true that I got shot in the heart But when someone seems too good to be true, they usually are But see, when you're in it it's to hard to see Till' you pull up and see some other dudes car parked And reach up under your seat as your heart starts to beat Before you make a decision that's life altering And just as you haul and you turn and you start to leave You hear them words echoing almost haunting That's haunting.. [ Chorus ] {Girl singing} Spend some time with me... {Eminem} I never thought that I'd find someone to be mine Lord knows I was right cause you just crossed the line.. {Girl singing} Spend some time with me... [ Stat Quo ] (Yeah right bitch, Spend time with my dick) In most cases Stats attitude is fuck a bitch My only motive is to get head and fuck a bitch But you was different thought we shared a ??? Even held your hand in public We suffering because of this Shorty on some whole nother other shit Tryin to play slick, thinkin I'm gonna trick off rip I'll admit, I was caught in the mix dyin to commit Feed you the best of me I should have fed you piss(?) We started off closer than close, But who could have predicted to know your triflin ways Would of stopped our growth And the final result, back in that same boat I ask myself do I love these hos? NOPE! [ 50 Cent ] Em introduced us 50 this is Tonya, Tonya this is 50 Then slid off and left her to kick it with me I complimented her, I said you had very nice lips With my imagination, I could see her suckin my dick We played the phone game, a week later shit changed fast Had her comin over in a cab to give me some ass Downtown Manhattan on the balcony stare at the skyline Penthouse full of imported shit, you know how I grind She got to talkin, talkin like a oppourtunist too Why talk when suckin my dick is the real carrer move? Says she's an inspiring actress she do videos for practice Yeah, Yeah, now how many times I heard that shit.. [ Chorus ] {Girl singing} Spend some time with me... {Eminem} I never thought that I'd find someone to be mine Lord knows I was right cause you just crossed the line.. {Girl singing} Spend some time with me... 16.Mockingbird [ Intro ] Yeah I know sometimes things might not always make sense to you right now But hey, what daddy always tell you? Straighten up little soldier Stiffen up that upper lip What'chu crying about? You got me.. [ Verse 1 ] Hailie, I know you miss your mom And I know you miss your dad when I’m gone But I’m trying to give you the life that I never had I can see you’re sad Even when you smile Even when you laugh I can see it in your eyes Deep inside, you wanna cry Cuz you’re scared I ain’t there? Daddy’s with you in your prayers No more crying Wipe them tears Daddy’s here No more nightmares We gonna pull together through it We gon’ do it Laini, uncle’s crazy ain’t he? Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it We’re all we got in this world When it spins When it swirls When it whirls When it twirls Two little beautiful girls Looking puzzled, in a daze I know it’s confusing you Daddy’s always on the move Mama’s always on the news I try to keep you sheltered from it But somehow it seems, the harder that I try to do that the more it backfires on me All the things, growing up As daddy that he had to see Daddy don’t want you to see But you see just as much as me (to see?) That we did not plan it to be this way You’re mother and me But things have got so bad between us I don’t see us ever being Together ever again Like we used to be when was teenagers But then of coarse Everything always happens for a reason I guess it was never meant to be But it’s just something We have no control over And that’s what destiny is But no more worries Rest your head and go to sleep Maybe one day we’ll wake up And this will all just be a dream [ Chorus ] Now hush little baby don’t you cry Everythings gonna be alright Stiffen that upper lip up little lady I told ya, daddy’s here to hold ya Through the night I know mommy’s not here right now and we don’t know why We feel how we feel inside It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby But I promise, Mama’s gonna be alright [ Verse 2 ] It’s funny I remember back one year when daddy had no money Mommy wrapped the Christamas presents up and stuck them under the tree and said some of them were from me Cos daddy couldn’t buy ‘em I’ll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole night cryin’ Cuz daddy felt like a bum See dadday had a job But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom And at the time every house that we lived in Either kept getting broken into and robbed or shot up on the block And your mom, was saving money For you in a jar trying to start a piggy bank for you So you can go to college Almost had a thousand dollars Till someone broke in and stole it And I know it hurt so bad it broke your mama’s heart And it seemed like everything was just starting to fall apart Mom and dads was arguing a lot So mama moved back on the _?____ and the flat One bedroom apartment And dad moved back to the other side of 8 mile on Novarra And that’s when daddy went to California with his CD And met Dr. Dre and flew you and Mama out to see me But daddy had to work You and mama had to leave me Then you started seeing daddy on the TV And mama didn’t like it And you and Laini were too young to understand it Papa was a rolling stone mama developed a habit and it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it I’m just sorry you were there and had to witness it first hand Cuz all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud Now I’m sittin’ in this empty house, just reminiscin’ Looking at your baby pictures it just trips me out To see how much you both have grown It’s almost like your sisters now Wow, I guess you pretty much are And daddy’s still here Laini I’m talking to you too Daddy’s still here I like the sound of that, yeah It’s got a ring to it, don’t it? Shhh, mama’s only gone for the moment [ Chorus ] Now hush little baby don’t you cry Everythings gonna be alright Stiffen that upper lip up little lady I told ya daddy’s here to hold ya Through the night I know mommy’s not here right now and we don’t know why We feel how we feel inside It may seem a little crazy pretty baby But I promise Mama’s gonna be alright [ Outro] And if you ask me to, Daddy’s gonna buy you a mocking bird I’ma give you the world I’ma buy a diamond ring for you I’ma sing for you, I’ll do anything for you to see you smile And if the mockingbird don’t sing and the ring don’t shine I’ma break that birdy’s neck I’ll go back to the ***eler who sold it to ya And make him eat every karat Don’t fuck wit dat. haha 17.Crazy In Love [ Chorus ] I tell myself that I was doin' all right There's nothin' left to do tonight But go crazy on you Crazy on you Let me go crazy, crazy on you, ohhh [ Verse 1 ] Can't you see what you do to me baby, You make me crazy, you make me act like a maniac I'm like a lunatic, you make me sick You're truly the only one who can do this to me You just make me get so crazy I go schizo, I get so insane I just go schizophrenic One minute I wanna slit your throat the next I wanna sex You make me crazy the way we act like two maniacs in the sack We fuck like two jack rabbits and maybe that's a bad habit Cause the next day we right back at it In the same exact pattern What the fuck is the matter with us We can't figure out if it's lust Or if it's love which that is attractin us to each other They say that every man grows up to marry his own mother Which would explain why you're such a motherfuckin bitch But I stay and still stick it out with you even though I just hit you today but you deserved it you hit me first and provoked me to choke you Just cause I came home late last night crawled in bed and I woke you But if there's one thing about you that I admire It's baby, because you stay with me maybe cause you're as crazy as I am Cause when I look at you I can see an angel in your eyes but if I look deeper inside I see a freakish little side, like a devil in disguise You're always full of surprises Always pullin devices out your personal vibrators and dildos You've fucked yourself so much you barely feel those anymore You're only 24 but you're plenty more mature Then those other little ho's who just act like little girls Like they're in middle school still you're crazy, sexy, cool Chillin' you play your position you never step out of line Even though I stay in your buisness you've always kept out of mine I wonder what's on your mind, sometimes they say love is blind Maybe that's why the first time I dotted your eye you ain't see the sign Or maybe you did maybe you like me in charge baby cause we're crazy in love.... [ Chorus ] I go crazy on you Crazy on you Let me go crazy, crazy on you, ohhh [ Verse 2 ] You are the ink to my paper, what my pen is to my my pad The moral, the very fiber, the whole substance to my rap You are my reason for being, the meaning of my existance If it wasn't for you I would never be able to spit these setences As intense as I do, and the irony Is you rely on me as much As I rely on you to inspire me like you do You provide me the lighter fluid to fuel in my fire You're my entire supply of gas, the match and igniter The only way that I'm able to stay so stable Is you're the legs to my table, If you were to break I'd fall on my face But I'm always gonna make you feel I don't need you as much as I really need you So you don't use it to your advantage But you're essential to me, you're the air I breathe I believe if you ever leave me, I'd probaly have no reason to be You are the Kim to my Marshall, you're the Slim to my Shady The Dre to my Eminem, the alaina to my Hailie You are the word that I'm lookin for When I'm tryin to describe how I feel inside And the right one just won't come to my mind You're like the pillow that props me up The beam that supports me The bitch who never took half The wife who never divorced me You're like the root to my evil, you let my devil come out me You let me beat the shit out you before you beat the shit out me And no matter how much too much is never enough Baby cause we're crazy in love... [ Chorus ] I go crazy on you Crazy on you Let me go crazy, crazy on you, ohhh 18.One Shot 2 Shot [ Intro ] I told ya'll mothafuckas I was comin back What now ***** what now what You's the projects ***** [ Eminem ] One shot two shot three shot four shot All I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stops Bodies drop hit the floor music's off Parties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots off [ Bizarre ] You bitches is gone I'm dropped in the club And I'm tryna run and get my mothafuckin gun [***** what about your wife] ***** fuck my wife I'm tryna run and save my mothafuckin life Oh shit the shoot is comin Bitches, hoes *****s is runnin People shot all over the floor And I'm tryna make it to the ??? door Thats the sound of the glock Even DJ ??? fucked around and go shot I done messed around and forgot my tec I don't see no body but Fab Five and Hex [ Kuniva ] Em: Kuniva you aight? These *****s is trippin Em: Where's Bizarre at? I'm tryna slip through the exit and get to where my car is at Bitches screamin everywhere and *****s is wilin Two minutes ago we was all jokin and smilin This chick is clingin onto me sobbin and sighin Sayin she didn't mean to diss me earlier and she cryin But its real and cats is gettin killed So I hugged her and used her body as a human shield And she got hit now she yellin [Don't leave me!] I told her I'd be right back and the dumb bitch would leave me I squeezed through the back door and made my escape I ran and got my 38 I hope its not to late [ Chorus ] One shot two shot three shot four shot All I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stops Bodies drop hit the floor music's off Parties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots off [ Swifty ] [***** I been tryna call you all day mothafucka where you at?] I'm on seven mile what the fuck was that Damn somebody hit me from the back [With they car?] With a gat ***** and my tire is flat And I just hit a pole, them *****s some hoes [Is you hit?] Iono but I can tell you what they drove It was a black Mitzubeashe [sp?] wit [Shit thats the clique we beefin wit I swear] Man and I was on my way there Believe me I'm leavin a carcus today I'ma park my car and walk the rest of the way I'm in the mood to strut, my AK ain't even tuck I'ma meet you at the club we gon' fuck these hoes up [ Chorus ] One shot two shot three shot four shot All I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stops Bodies drop hit the floor music's off Parties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots off [ Verse 4 ] I never seen no shit like this is my life before People will still camp out from the night before Sleepin outside the door waitin in line Still tryna get inside the club to see D12 perform The fire marshall no, the van houston's small People are wall to wall three thousand and some odd vans And some come walk from out the parkin lot Get into an argument over a parkin spot He's about to pull his gun out and let's a few of 'em off Missed who he's aimin for six feet away's the door In St. Andrew's hall not a stray slidin all over the place Sprays one bitch in the face another one of 'em came through the wall Before anyone could even hear the first shot go off I'm posted up by the bar havin a Mozeltoff Bullet wizzed right by my ear damn near shot it off Thank god I'm alive I gotta find Denaun And where the fuck is Von he usually tucks one on him Wait a minute I think I just saw Bizarre Nah I guess not, what the fuck oh my god it was I never saw him run so fast in my life Look at him haulin ass I think he left his wife There she is on the ground bein trampled I go to grab her up by the damn hand and I can't pull her God damn there just went another damn bullet I'm hit My vest is barely able to handle it, its to thin If I get hit again I can't do it, I scoop deep Follow Bizarre's path and ran through it And made it to the front door and collapsed on the steps Looked up and I seen Swift shootin it out But I can't see who he's shootin it out with But Denaun's right behind him squeezin his four fifth [ Chorus ] One shot two shot three shot four shot All I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stops Bodies drop hit the floormusic's off Parties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots off [ Kon Artis ] It's Friday night came to this bitch right Big ass to my left and Desert Eagle to my right I ain't come in this bitch to party I came in this bitch to fight Although I can't stay here to fight cuz I'm poppin *****s tonight Thats right bitches I'm drunk with revenge Shot a bouncer in the neck for tryna check when I get in Swift told me to meet him here so its clear that this fucka Shoot out the back of his truck goes up in this mothafucka So one shot for the money two's to stop the show Third's for the bartender there's plenty of shots to go [I just wanna know who's drivin a black mitzubeashes] He tried to run so Proof shot him in the knee wit a three piece [ Chorus ] One shot two shot three shot four shot All I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stops Bodies drop hit the floor music's off Parties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots off 19.Final Thought(Skit) 20.Encore / Curtains Down [ Intro ] Hey hey hey (x3) Shady, Aftermath, G-unit ... Haha [ Chorus ] Cause we came here to set this party off, right let’s bounce tonight And if they don’t let us in through the front we’ll come through the side Cause I don’t ever wanna leave again without at least saying goodbye So All my people on the left, all my people on the right Swing one last time [ Eminem ] Get ya ass up for the doctor, One more time Get ya ass up for the doctor, come on now, here we go Cliff hanger, Its another club banger Got ya hangin on the edge of ya seat Get on down [ Dre ] Times up, game’s over, you lose, I win Time to show these knucle heads how to do this here Ooh yeah, new year next phase begin Look whos got you going crazy again Im a trend, I set one every time I’m in I go out and just come back full circle again You a fad, that means somethin that we already had But once you’re gone, you don’t come back [ Eminem ] Too bad you’re off the map now, radar can’t even find you We stay on the grind, you slip we out grind you Walk around mad, you let your anger blind you We walk around just playin the violin begind you Enough with the pissin, and moanin’ whinin’ an bitchin’ Sit and observe, listen you’ll learn if you pay attention Why ten multi-platinum albums lay to 3 diamond world-wide We on the charts with a bullet and still climbin’ [ Chorus ] [ Eminem ] When doctor dre says crunk You will get it crunk (Get it crunk) Crunk, crunk, crunk And when 50 cent says jump You’ll get on one foot and Jump, jump, jump, jump [ Dre ] The buzz is tremendous We drop you all to sense it I don’t gotta promote it For you to know the doc is off the bitches [ Eminem ] We keep the party rockin off the hinges We aint showin off, we just goin off popular consensus [ Dre ] But critics say that doc is soft Doc is talk, doc is all washed up Knock it off, who the fuck is doc impressin? Doc is this, doc is that, you got the wrong impression You must me on the cock and doctor’s not, if you on guessin So DJ take the needle and just drop it on the record (What?) We gonna have this motherfucker off hoppin’ in a second (Bump bump) That’s why we always save the best cut last To make you scratch ya itch for it like fresh cut grass [ Eminem ] Cause we done swam with the sharks, wrestled with alligators Spoke to a generation of angry teenagers Whom if it wasn’t for rap to bridge the gap Maybe raised to be racist who may have never got to see our faces Grace to cover rolling stone pages Broke down barriers of language and races Callin the caped crusaders And me and Dre to pass the mic and we can play the Back and forth all day Like hot-potato game That’s why we came ta’ [ Chorus ] Cuz we came here to set this party off Right- let’s bounce tonight And if they don’t let us in through the front We’ll come through the side Cuz I don’t ever wanna leave again Without- at least saying goodbye So All my people on the left, all my people on the right Swing one last time Fifty cent! Come on! [ 50 Cent ] Bounce now, hands up, you know how we do We make the club jump everywhere we go It’s no secret everybody know When dre’s involved there’s plenty money involved [ Dre ] And pleanty honey’s involved Sundays and palm trees Cali, everyday is just another party >From the valleys all the way to them 8 mile alleys Let’s rally [ Eminem ] Hands up for the grand finale Now raise up out ya seat Dre’s about to speak Blaze a pound a’ weed 6 days up out the week [ Dre ] You could catch me in the studio Bangin’ out the beats to Provide you with the heat That keep blazin up out ya speaker [ Eminem ] So never say never cause shady/ aftermath together Along with g-unit records presents the of the return of the the doc (And shady) No one can do it better We tear the club up and leave without a shread a’ evidence [ Chorus ] Cause we came here to set this party off Right- let’s bounce tonight And if they don’t let us in through the front We’ll come through the side Cuz I don’t ever wanna leave again Without- at least saying goodbye So All my people on the left, all my people on the right Swing one last time Yeah! Haha! Still aftermath! 2006 ^^^^ And don’t worry about that detox album ^^^^^^^ It’s comin We gon’ make dre do it (haha) 50 cent G-unit obie trice D-twizzy Stat quo Doctor dre We aint leavin’ Let’s go! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 203.68.107.72 ※ 編輯: yungchi 來自: 203.68.107.72 (11/22 01:30) ※ 編輯: yungchi 來自: 203.68.107.72 (11/22 02:12)