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[轉錄][趣事] 破掉的聲音

看板Deserts (安溥)作者 (猜火車)時間19年前 (2007/06/29 12:08), 編輯推噓24(24推 0噓 0→)
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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: iamnerdy (感恩的心感謝有您) 看板: joke 標題: [趣事] 破掉的聲音 時間: Fri Jun 29 01:33:57 2007 　　明天就要結婚的珠珠，擔心地問著媽媽： 　　『怎麼辦？建丁一直以為我還是個處女，明天的洞房夜，他一定會 發現我根本就不是啊！怎麼辦？怎麼辦呢？』 　　媽媽一付好整以暇的樣子說著：『沒關係。這我有經驗，交給媽媽 就對了。』 　　『媽給你一個有金屬扣的小錢包，明晚上床時，你將它放在屁股那 兒，單手握著，當他把寶貝放進你裡頭時，你就把金屬扣扣上。他一定 會問你這是什麼聲音？你就告訴他，這是處女膜破裂的聲音。』 　　洞房花燭夜，珠珠便照著媽媽所說的方法辦理，建丁果然大叫…… 　　『這是什麼聲音？』 　　珠珠故做害羞狀地說：『唉呦，這是人家處女膜破掉的聲音啦～』 　　『什麼？快把你的處女膜打開！它夾住我的寶貝了！唉呀呀呀呀呀，我的寶貝！』 　　珠珠馬上臨危不亂地唱道：『讓你知道你最美～』 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.139.51.203
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06/29 01:35,
我的寶貝寶貝,逗逗你的眉眼~
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好笑　清流
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我笑翻了
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最後是新加入的笑點XDDD
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幹 真靠盃XD
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好！給個推！
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一開始以為OP 沒想到後面那個梗真棒 XD
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06/29 02:08,
張懸聽到了應該會很傷心 = =
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哈哈ㄏ哈哈笑翻天了我
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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............................
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哈哈哈哈
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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洨了XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太賤了
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看了二次才看懂XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD幹，笑死了。
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XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我的寶貝寶貝,給你一點舔舔
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06/29 02:55,
幹 我剛剛好在聽寶貝 真白爛XDDD
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06/29 02:57,
哎呀 我的寶貝寶貝 鬥鬥你的馬眼
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好笑!!
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清流!!1!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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白爛
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........好白爛XD
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票選史上最白爛...
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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ㄎㄎ
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後面這句有勁!!
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XDDDD
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真好洨XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我的包北包北，給你一點舔舔
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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剛好在聽XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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挖靠XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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好賤喔 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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XDDDD
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XDDDD
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有夠靠背XDDDDDDD
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近期唯一大笑
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XD Good!!
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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借轉
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06/29 12:09, , 1F
靠...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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alyson你...( ‵□′)─C＜─___-)|||(張阿懸有新笑話可用了)
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禾斗禾斗，因為很久沒去聽表演了，只能有這麼點貢獻...XDDD
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.......
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以為走錯版..跳出去看 我的最愛沒有西斯版阿
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XDDDD
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一早起床看到這個真不錯
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樓上的~下午一點半已經不是一早了啦XDDDDDDDDDD
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暑假的正常起床時間!! ^O^
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嗯........這倒是真的XD
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(有暑假實在是太過份了...嗚嗚)
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Taco歡迎加入社會人士行列XD(大家都曾經有過暑假咩~)
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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可以借轉嗎? XD
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哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD色ㄟXDD
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XDDDDD 有點蠢~~哈哈 (我是沒暑假的悲苦學生 QQ")
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天啊...跟這首歌的氣質真不搭.............
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (好害羞唷>////<)
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好想撞牆喔XD
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..........................................ㄌㄥˇ
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哈哈~~~!!
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在這不好意思給噓，但是哪裡好笑？
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難道樓上看不出笑點？　XDDDDDDD
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XDDD女兒是阿懸迷呀
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